i wish starbucks made bloody marys
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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