I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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