I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i need some magic done to my vagina
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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