Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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