i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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