Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Also, beer. Big fan.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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