I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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