I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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