I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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