The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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