i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I see more hoeing in ur future
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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