i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
