I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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