I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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