I think I won the penis lottery.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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