physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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