I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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