that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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