She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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