he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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