playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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