your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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