He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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