the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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