if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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