apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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