4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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