I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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