So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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