his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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