You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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