I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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