you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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