There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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