So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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