oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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