so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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