it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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