Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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