I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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