i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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