two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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