You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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