Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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