i barfeds in our rink
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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