: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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