But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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