Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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