I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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