Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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