How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Who wears a wallet chain?!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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