A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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