I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Damn victory sex feels great
Success! We fucked roommates!
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