So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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