Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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