The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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