i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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