Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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