Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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