BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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