Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
pop tarts are not kleenex
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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