hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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