Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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